evochanger:

buttrezi:

calling people who dont like sex weird is just gross do nt do that

And saying people who don’t like sex are lying about it is just shitty.

lazili:

Commission for Jade and Dave dancing

Permission was received to use outfits designed by the amazing Xamag!!!

the-music-geeks:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

We were watching Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy in class and this scene popped up and I yell out “THATS WHERE IT COMES FROM”

lazyenigma:

happens to the best of us, geoffrey

twocentslice:

Good for you bro.

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yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

kokiron:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

Stonehenge has to be one of the worst things you could possibly take a kid that little to go see. Of course he’s not going to be interested in a bunch of rocks; no kid that age is going to understand the historical significance, even if you explain it to them. Take him to a museum with dinosaur skeletons or something if you want him to put the game down.

syd-k:

WHY ISN’T IT TAGGED, WHYYYYY. I shall feex eet.

This is from “A Gathering of Cats” by Makoto Shinkai. It’s a one-minute short, and you can watch the whole thing here.

Truest shit I’ve seen since Chi’s Sweet Home, y’all. Truest shit.

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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